Calorkai

''"Greetings, ladies and gentlemen." - Calorkai''

The best YouTuber in the world. He owns the Calorkai YouTube channel, where he uploads videos, typically of the gaming or commentary genres. He is also the founder of the now defunct Team 'thulhu.

Calorkai is a Team Fortress 2 gamer. He makes Team Fortress 2 YouTube videos for his channel. He uploaded a Christmas song about Team Fortress 2 and it got a lot of views. :)

History
Calorkai was born somewhere between 10 and 200 years ago, but the exact date is unknown. He always had an interest in YouTube and YouTubing, and created a few videos before creating the Calorkai YouTube channel. Those videos are now lost to time, and no one will ever find them because they do not exist.

Calorkai created the Calorkai YouTube channel on May 8, 2018 under the name Calthulhu. He then uploaded his first video, "[Terraria Expert Mode] And So It Begins!" on June 5 of that same year. Seven more episodes of Terraria Expert Mode would be uploaded that summer, beginning a streak of Terraria playthroughs being ended before the protagonists reach the Wall of Flesh.

He would rebrand to Sir Calthulhu in 2019, then to CalWasTaken in 2020, then again to Calorkai shortly after.

Calorkai continues to upload a variety of videos, from gaming, to commentary, to memes.

He is friends with Kegan McShmeggan.

Public Videos

 * phoenix wright: case of the cringe meme
 * Among Us (16 episodes)
 * hey iggy, whatcha doing?
 * Heavy is the Weakest Class in TF2, Actually
 * TF2: Making the Phlog Fun!
 * PROOF That TF2 is a Horror Game
 * This is fine.
 * What is the brightest thing in the universe?
 * Impostor's Paradise (Among Us Parody of Gangster's Paradise)
 * 200 Subscribers, that's Funky Fresh!
 * Bad Spy (TF2 Parody of Bad Guy)
 * TF2's Impact on Society
 * TF2, but I am a very large worm! (Giant, even!)
 * It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Dustbowl: Modern Version
 * Why Minecraft's Achievement System is Fundamentally Broken
 * Holding Out For An Update: A TF2 Parody

Unlisted Videos

 * Terraria Expert Mode (9 episodes)
 * JOSHGAMES CHANNEL REVIEW + Channel Update
 * What Happened to Terraria Expert Mode? - Another Channel Update
 * Dearest YouTube
 * Terraria Expert Mode Season 2 (4 episodes)
 * TOO MANY LAXATIVES [Castle Crashers EP1]
 * Team 'thulhu Mega Meme Mashup
 * Gaming and My Channel
 * Minecraft - A Nostalgia Trip
 * INSTAGRAM MEMEPOCALYPSE
 * KEEGAN DOES THE MARIO FOR 10 HOURS
 * WHY IS THIS STILL A PROBLEM?
 * Thank You For 50 Subscribers!
 * Playing Minecraft Like A GAMER [Minecraft Realms]
 * My SECOND Channel
 * YouTube's TERRIBLE "Ad-Friendly" System
 * So this is what I look like
 * The Absolute LEGEND That is RoBo GamEr
 * 100 Subscribers!
 * Rewind 2019 was Underwhelming
 * GamingWithGarry is a Silly Goose! (someone please stop him)
 * A Sir Calthulhu Christmas
 * The Legend of the Golden Gamer
 * 2020 Time, Fellas
 * A DISCORD RANT
 * 2020 sucks
 * School Music Videos are EPIC
 * water
 * Terraria Master Mode (2 episodes)
 * channel trailer.
 * FNAF (2 episodes)
 * FURRY IS POSSESSED BY DEMONS
 * A boring video DO NOT WATCH
 * The Napkin Principle
 * YOUTUBE RANT
 * Sir Calthulhu: Love Detective
 * 😰a video about big projects also my webcam breaks and there's a channel update in there too
 * 😋paul pokemaster in jail
 * 🥵 small youtubers are thirsty
 * 🤪 discord admin goes demon mode
 * oh no! the pizza is a little too hot!
 * jeebers! i forgot to put condiments on my burger!
 * Other (I don't feel like writing them here they're unlisted anyway who cares)

Livestreams

 * SPOOKY FNAF STREAM
 * SPOOKIER FNAF STREAM
 * EXTRA SPOOKY FNAF 3 STREAM
 * EXTRA SPOOKIER FNAF 4 STREAM [Part 1]
 * le fishe[24/7] (twice)
 * Several Team Fortress 2 livestreams

Trivia

 * In the JoshGames channel review video, Calorkai states that his computer and microphone were "violently ripped apart" while he was fighting in the Great War.
 * Calorkai has an official Discord server.
 * The server holds regular presidential elections, and Calorkai himself once won this position.
 * Calorkai is widely known as the best Among Us player, which is proven by his godly plays as impostor in his videos.
 * Calorkai lives inside the Cal-Bunker.
 * There are several facts that support the popular theory that Calorkai and the main antagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run, Funny Valentine, are the same person.
 * This theory came to be after Calorkai uploaded "The Napkin Principle", where he recites a popular copypasta that Funny Valentine, the main antagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run, said.