Calorkai is Funny Valentine Theory

WARNING!!!! THIS ARTICLE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR JOJO PART 7 AS WELL AS SEVERAL CALORKAI YOUTUBE VIDEOS!!!!!

The Calorkai is Funny Valentine Theory is a popular theory that states popular YouTuber Calorkai is the same person as the main antagonist of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run, Funny Valentine. Funny Valentine, who takes the place of Benjamin Harrison as 23rd president of the United States of America, is a powerful Stand user who works for the sake of the United States. Even though they may seem quite different initially, the two of them share many similarities that support this theory.

This theory originates from Calorkai's video entitled "The Napkin Principle", where he recites a popular copypasta of a monologue spoken by Funny Valentine.

Supporting Facts

 * Both Calorkai and Funny Valentine are citizens of the United States.
 * Funny Valentine's Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, allows him to travel between parallel worlds, where he can take people from those worlds to his home world. He can also take other versions of himself to his home world, where they assume the memories and Stand of the original Funny Valentine. It is entirely possible that an alternate world's Funny Valentine looks closer to Calorkai than to the way Valentine is depicted in JJBA.
 * The fact that Calorkai looks from the traditional design of Funny Valentine does not have much of an effect on the theory, as Valentine has a noticeable design change sometime after his first appearance. A fan theory states that this is because he switched with a another version of himself during the events of Steel Ball Run.
 * In the climax of Steel Ball Run, Valentine's Stand upgrades to D4C Love Train. Nine days after uploading "The Napkin Principle", Calorkai released a video called "Sir Calthulhu: Love Detective". The phrase "Love Train", as well as the term "Detective" both contain nine letters. There is an obvious connection.
 * Calorkai's birth date is unknown, so it is entirely possible that he was born on September 20, 1847 (Funny Valentine's birthday).
 * Scarlet Valentine, Funny Valentine's wife, has stated that when she met her future husband, he had very silent footsteps. In "Sir Calthulhu: Love Detective", Cal is seen making very loud footsteps at the start of the video. He obviously did this to throw us off.
 * Scarlet Valentine also says that Funny Valentine impressed her by playing the mandolin with his feet. In the Love Detective video, a guitar case is shown. Potentially, there could be mandolin in there. Cal also displays his feet halfway into the video, clearly hinting that he is able to use them to play the mandolin.